Facade Project

A podcast for Underachievers who want to look like Overachievers. 3 friends trying to add impressive titles to their name to look as impressive as possible at a glance.

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Current Bios

Austin: 13

ASMRtist, Attacked by a Monkey, Designer, Douchebag, Former Millionaire, Gymnast, Hipster, Liar, Ordained, Podcaster, Privacy Advocate, Software Engineer, Time's Person of the Year

Kevin: 17

Designer, Food Photographer, Frail, Gymnast, Hoarder, Juggler, Liar, Notary, Open Source Contributor, Ordained, Podcaster, Privacy Advocate, Software Engineer, Spelunker, Time's Person of the Year, Ultrarunner, YouTuber

Nick: 13

Designer, Forklift Operator, Frail, Gymnast, Juggler, Liar, Mechanical Engineer, Ordained, Pandemic Survivor, Photographer, Podcaster, Privacy Advocate, Time's Person of the Year

We'll certify you for anything.


“I listened to the whole thing, it was nowhere near as bad as I expected.”

A Happy Listener

“You 3. You 3 come up with the worst ideas.”

My Girlfriend

“Not this crap again.”

Austin's Insurance

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