Want to be a big deal like us?

We’ll certify you for anything.

Send us an email to ideas@facadeproject.com and we’ll create a certificate certifying that you are certified for that thing you want to be certified for. The price? Free if we like your idea, a sassy response if we don’t.

disclaimer: if we ever find that you having the certificate is inconvenient for Facade Project, we will pretend it never happened. No Refunds.