Want to be a big deal like us?
We’ll certify you for anything.
Send us an email to email@example.com and we’ll create a certificate certifying that you are certified for that thing you want to be certified for. The price? Free if we like your idea, a sassy response if we don’t.
disclaimer: if we ever find that you having the certificate is inconvenient for Facade Project, we will pretend it never happened. No Refunds.