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Actor
Completion Criteria Movie: Be in a movie, tv show, commercial, could be for a college project, literally anything as long as it’s not YOUR project. Play: Some role in any play that > 30 people see.
Notes & Resources Community theatre could be a good approach, what level will we count as acting? Extras in a movie?
Advisor
Big time advisor
Alien
Watch out for Predator
Angel Investor
Might need some $$s
Angler
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Animal Whisperer
Cats, dogs, you name it
Archaelogist
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Architect
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Art Collector
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Artist
It’s pronounced Art-eeest
ASMRtist
I have no idea what this is actually called
Astrologer
stars and stuff.
Athlete
aka Sport Participant
Attacked by a Monkey
The monkey won.
Attorney
Quote: Whatever the reason, you have the right to represent yourself, to be your own lawyer in all cases in California.
Audiobook Narrator
Heareth my voice.
Author
Wordsmith
Balloon Artist
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Bear Wrestler
You know it sounds cool
Beatboxer
Rick-rick-rcky ree ree ree.
Bingo Player
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Bio-hacker
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Bit by a Gator
Joe Dirt did it first.
Blacksmith
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Brewer
The beers
Bull Rider
Yee Haw
Candle Maker
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Captioner
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Casting Agent
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Chef
Cook up the stuff
Competitive Eater
Joey Chestnut we’re coming for you
Composer
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Conference Speaker
An empty conference is still a conference
Consultant
Snake oil
Cookbook Author
Not your ordinary book of cook
Cowboy
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
CPA
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Created a Magazine
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Criminal Record
Not a great one to go for
D.J.
Spin those dics Mr. D.J.
Dancer
movement, usually to music
Designer
Pretty broad, lots of different categories
Digital Minimalist
Cal Newport’s bud
Director
Create the next major action flick..or something smaller
Discovered a Species
Gotta catch em all!
Distiller
The alcohols
Dog Trainer
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Douchebag
The bar here is low
Drag Queen
Definition Dress in drag for entertainment purposes.
Completion Criteria Halloween does not count. Dress as the other gender for entertainment purposes. We need consultation for this.
Editor
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Entrepeneur
An entree that pruners.
Expert
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Fashion Model
Zoolander
Filmmaker
This seems similar to director, but supposedly it’s different
Food Critic
Just an asshole with a plate
Food Photographer
Phone eats first
Food Stylist
Food fashionista
Forklift Operator
Moving stuff with forks
Former Billionaire
Who wants to be a Billionaire?
Former Millionaire
Who wants to be a Millionaire?
Frail
Evidence Austin Austin continues to be broken yet somehow keeps coming back
Game Show Host
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Game Show Winner
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Glass Blower
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Gymnast
Real gymnasts are cool
Herbalist
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Hipster
Doing things before they were cool
Hoarder
lots o’ stuff
Hostage Negotiator
Cuz when lives are on the line, you wanna call an amateur
House Flipper
They weigh a lot, but it can be done
Hypnotist
Get others to do your bidding
Ice Diver
Nick has the worst ideas
Illustrator
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Influencer
One who influences
Journalist
Covering all the news you don’t want
Juggler
Nothing is more attractive than a lad that can juggle
Karate Master
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Knight
Shining armor, yay
Liar
Pranks are only funny until they start crying
License to Kill
yikes
Life Coach
Changing the world, one person at a time
Lip Reader
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Lockpicker
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Lottery Winner
Hands in the air, cash for days
Lumberjack
Choppin’ Wood
Magician
Alakazam!
Martian
The Red planet.
Master Duelist
It’s time to D-D-D-D-Duel!
Mechanic
Fixing cars erday
Mechanical Engineer
All you need is planetary gears
Medium
Can you speak to the dead? Hired!
Mime
🙊
Mixologist
Making drinks for the people
Musician
is Skrillex still cool?
Mystic
Now we’re stretching
Mythologist
fully mythologisized
Noble Rank
Earl, Duke, King, whatever you can get.
Notary
Notarize some junk.
Nutritionist
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Open Source Contributor
Writing dat free and open source software
Opera Singer
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Ordained
Become an Ordained Minister
Pandemic Survivor
2020 won’t quit
Park Ranger
Completion Criteria What is a junior Park Ranger if not just a crappy Park Ranger?
Patent Holder
If you can patent a stick, you can patent a ball
Philanthropist
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Photographer
Anyone with a phone thinks they are these days
Pig Calling Champion
Completion Criteria (Weenie) Win a public competition for pig-calling. (Milk Man) Win a public competition in a flyover state.
Pilot
Definition Fly a plane.
Completion Criteria Fly a plane - for how long?
Pirate
Yo-ho-ho a pirate’s life for me
Podcaster
If a podcast falls in a forest and no one is listening, is it still bad?
Poet or Rapper
If it rhymes it did the crime
Pokemon Trainer
The criteria for this should be interesting
Poker Player
Chips. No Dip.
Politician
What this country needs is more politicians in it for the wrong reasons
Polyglot
Definition A polyglot is someone who can speak several languages.
Completion Criteria Speak a bit in 3+ languages.
Privacy Advocate
Completion Criteria We all use Signal :D
Private Investigator
Completion Criteria Get hired as a private investigator or get your P.I. license.
Professional Cuddler
Cuddling that is non-sexual in exchange for $$
Professional Skydiver
AKA, really cool
Professor
Gotta become a big deal
Psychic
Seeing the future.
Public Speaker
self explanatory
Puzzle master
I want to play a game….
Pyrotechnic Engineer
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Race Car Driver
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Realtor
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Recipe Developer
Like a software developer, but more important
Reporter
Not just any news anchor, a reporter
Researcher
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Sand Castle Sculptor
Sand as an art form.
Screenwriter
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Scuba Diver
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Sharpshooter
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Skeptic
How much skeptical do you need?
Small Business Owner
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Snake Charmer
This seems like a bad one to make mistakes with
Software Engineer
tippety-type those keyboards
Something Named After You
A plaque, a statue, anything.
Speak at an International Conference
International makes it fancy
Speed Shooter
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Spelunker
A cave explorer, as a hobby
Sphere Earther
The shape you believe the world is in is the only thing that defines you
Spirit/Banshee
Spooky.
Startup Founder
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Statue
🗽
Stone Mason
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Stunt Driver
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Stunt Man
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Stylist
Fancy clothing picker-outer
Survivalist
Pee in the woods and you’re a wildman
Tarot Card Reader
Seems like something that happens
Taxidermist
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
TED Talk Speaker
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
TikTok Star
I wish this wasn’t on here.
Time's Person of the Year
Basically a huge deal. It’s lonely at the top of the world.
Top Blogger
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Tornado Hunter
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Trainer
Gotta Train em All
Translator
Some language somewhere
Travel Agent
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Truck Driver
Big Rig Trucker man
Type Designer
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Ultrarunner
lot of running
Voice Actor
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
Webinar Host
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
White Hat Hacker
Make them computers say “waaaahhh”
World Record Holder
Be the best at something obscure and you don’t gotta be that good
WWE Wrestler
We can smell what the Rock is cooking. It’s delicious.
Your own Wikipedia page
Nothing here yet, that’s unfortunate.
YouTuber
IT IS A REAL CAREER MOM, WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?